Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Halloween Wrap Up and Other BIts

So it's election day and I've got some stuff from Halloween that I haven't posted yet.

First off, the Halloween Half Marathon:

I trained for it ever since the school year started. I got pretty fast at the end. I was able to run 8 miles in an hour and was feeling pretty good about how well I'd do. The biggest worry I had was what costume I'd wear while running the marathon.

But about 4 miles in, my knee gave out and I had to stop running. I ended up limping the remaining 9 miles of the race. So I ended up finishing an hour later than my goal, and my knee is still angry at me for even pushing that hard. It's pretty disappointing.

Oh well. At least I know that for the next race, I only have to run for five miles and I'll end up beating my time.

Actual Halloween:

This was my last Halloween at Brigham Young University, which is super sad. My school never disappoints me with it's creativity and its willingness to break social norms for the LOLs. In the past, we've had Pacman being chased by four ghosts through the Cougareat, multiple Sexy Sax Men serenading the business students in the Tanner building, and guy in a kilt straight up playing the bagpipes.

This year, I'm giving the costume of the year award to Bob Ross:


He wins for a couple of reasons:

  • The dedication: the easel, the paints, the palate - the dude spared no expense.
  • He's a really crappy painter, which makes this way funnier.
  • He was narrating the whole time - just like the real Bob Ross. "Okay, now lets return to the flowerbed we started here. I'm going to add some Titanium White to these flowers...There we go.....happy little flowers...."
Also, it was an original costume. I think a lot of guys got lazy and went as Waldo this year.

That awkward moment when someone shows up with the same costume as you.
My Costumes:

For this Halloween, I had a couple of different costumes. I went as an emo-punk rocker for our ward Halloween party at Classic Skating.

On the far left.
It was good times. The best part about my costume was the awesome tattoo sleeve I gave myself using sharpies. You can see that below.



I also used sharpie to paint my nails black (washed most of it off in the above pic, but the residue stayed on for days), and got a friend to do some eyeliner for me.

I left the sleeve on for a few days after the party, because the looks I got from my fellow students (especially girls) was just too good. I believe that girls like the reformed bad boy image.

On actual Halloween, I went as Mr. Rogers. It was a pretty easy costume. I wore a cardigan and dyed my hair. Sorta (we used an entire can of the hairspray dye, and were only able to get it go salt and pepper greyish). Unfortunately, I don't have as good a picture for this one. But you can see me doing the Dougie below.


This party was only a couple of days after the half-marathon, and my knee was still giving me grief. I really shouldn't have danced as hard as I did. But when you're an Asian who can actually dance, and Gangnam Style starts playing, you have a moral obligation to do the dance.

Final Note:

Food storage - it's not just for gun-toting super crazies anymore. With Hurricane Sandy, we can see the benefits of keeping enough extra food to feed your family for at least a week. But even if you're not worried about a natural disaster, it would still be a good idea store extra food in case you face some unpredictable circumstances like unemployment or even just moving to a different state. The New York Times did this great op-ed on the benefits of food storage. I'd strongly recommend checking it out. It mentions some local companies, Mormons, and my boss Brandon Brooks of Packsize and  FoodStorageReviewer.com

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

I'MA GRAPIST!

In honor of Halloween tomorrow, I wanted to share a true story about something that happened last Halloween.

I was in my apartment complex's lobby with a couple of girls waiting to be picked up to go watch a scary movie at a friend's house.

Then suddenly, this happened:

















Monday, October 29, 2012

Getting Called Out in Class

So I'm a teacher's assistant for one of my marketing professors. I'm going on my second semester grading papers and teaching test reviews now, and I love the job. At the same time, I'm also taking my marketing capstone class from this professor, and this is the second class I'm taking from him. We've known each other for over a year now and have had some good times.

So the other day we were going to take the midterm for this capstone class, and I realized something about the testing style my professor uses that made me a little excited. My professor uses a lot of story problems in his tests, and he always uses the names of his students in his stories.

And so I thought, "hey, he's never used my name before. I've been a good TA for a while now and I think it's time that my professor pays homage to me by putting my name in the test."

Anyway, I got to class and we all started taking the test. I went through all the multiple questions looking for my name. Instead, I kept reading test questions like this:

"Stacy is working at Big Corporation X when her manager comes to her with a problem..."

"Mark just got promoted to be a brand manager for Product X. Which of the following..."

"Jim just started his own business. Which promotion tactic should he use?"

I'm reading the test and am all like "Yeah, yeah, good for Jim, but where am I on this test?"

Then I got to the final multiple choice question:

"Jacob has been having problems with falling asleep in Professor _____'s class. He needs to change his ways. He remembers hearing (or maybe dreaming) about the SMART goal setting framework. Which of the following would be part of that framework?"




BTW, I missed that question on the test.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Jon Comes Home Today! Top Five Music Videos For Him to Watch

Two years ago when I started this blog, my second post ever was about my little brother going on a mission for the LDS church. He left only two weeks after I got back from my mission in Arkansas, so we didn't get a lot of time to connect. In fact, the homecoming talk that I gave in my ward was on the same day he gave his farewell talk. I never thought it was a terrible injustice that we didn't spend much time together, but I am excited for him to come back.

So in honor of that, I'm putting together a list of things he needs to catch up on. Here are the top five music videos that I think he needs to see. Keep in mind this guy has been in Japan for two years without access to YouTube and stuff, so I chose music videos not based on the quality of music, but how much of an affect they had on pop culture. Besides, Jon would probably hate my taste in music anyways.

5. Friday - Rebecca Black



I think this is important because Jon needs to know why some people still say "it's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday" when you say how happy you are it's Friday. Also, it's just so terrible it's funny.


4. First of the Year - Skrillex 


Yes, I know this isn't the official video, but let me explain my reasoning here. First of all, Jon doesn't know what dupstep is. Yes, he's been gone for that long. He needs to know what dupstep is so that he can decide to hate it (or maybe he'll like it, but I think he's going to hate it).

However, I think he'll find the actual music video a little disturbing with its pedophile and creepy demon child. So, I'm posting this one because it has Mike Song doing some sick dancing in it (Jon was a fan of him when he was on America's Best Dance Crew with Kaba Modern).


3. Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO




The most overplayed song of the last two years deserves to be on here somewhere, right?


2. Somebody That I Used to Know - Walk Off The Earth (Gotye Cover)



Honestly, this cover is more entertaining to watch than the actual song, so I put it here. This song shows the shift that has happened in American music over the last two years - indie rock somehow became mainstream. Nowadays, the number one single seems to be just as likely to come from artists like Foster the People, Fun., or Gotye as it is from Hip Hop artists like Pitbull.


1. Gangnam Style - PSY



Honestly, this is possible the best music video released over the last two years.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

The Only Way You Should Use YOLO

I believe that you should only use the term "YOLO" after stating your intent to do something super responsible. You should play it safe if you only live once.




Just kidding, I would never eat a salad. #YOLO