10 Dumb Ways for the World to End

So the world hasn't ended yet (if this surprises you, then you really ought to science more often).

In light of these recent events, I thought it would be fun to theorize the dumbest possible ways for the world to end. I only could think up a couple, so I turned to my Facebook friends for help. Here are our ideas on how the world could end:

1.  Death by failure of Bruce Willis 

2.  "All the cutest animals in the world become viciously evil and take over." -Rich

3.  "Marshmallows start raining from the sky and everyone keeps eating them and can't stop. Everyone gets beyond morbidly obese and are all rolling in the marshmallows laughing. Everyone is so obese that you can't even see the ground b/c of all the fatness and then everyone suffocates in each others fat and marshmallows." -Victoria

4.  "Death by Sasquatches." -Chris

5.  "Winnie the Pooh's Eeyore becomes a prophet. 'We're all gonna die,' he says. At that moment, unicorns and narwhals engage in mortal combat in the heavens above and the earth is flooded by rainbows and then colonies of hippies are the only survivors." -Jason

Dag this one was weird to draw.

6.  "God spills coffee on his keyboard, and he somehow loses the 'earth' file." -Travis

7.  "Jacob low replicates himself exponentially and takes over the planet." -BJ

8.  "The turtle that carries the earth on it's back dives under water and we all drown." -Aaron

Note: Mayans believed that the Earth rests on the back of a turtle.

9.  "Women are banned from eating chocolate. Men lose the right to play video games. Each gender goes nutso and everyone offs each other." -Chantel

 10.  Lame zombie apocalypse. As in, the zombies from Pirates of the Caribbean 4.

Mutton Chops are Like a Hug From Your Hair

Ok, I have been neglecting the blog like a tool for far too long. I guess I can make the excuses like having a crazy semester, lack of time, and other blah blah blah things like that. Instead, I guess I should just start posting. I've got a lot of good ideas, they just take time to make, so be patient and you'll start seeing things on here.

But it probably won't be for a few more days because I'm in Disneyland right now and am enjoying a much needed vacay.

In the meantime, I wanted to share with you a great insight my roommate shared with me: MUTTON CHOPS ARE LIKE HUGS FROM YOUR HAIR.

That is all for now.

If Dating Was Five Times More Honest and Ten Times More Efficient

This is what I'd imagine dating in Provo would be like.

There, I said it.

Awkward Question

At the beginning of this last semester, my professors asked us to split up into groups. These groups would do a giant final project due at the end of the semester as well as many other smaller projects along the way. So picking the right people in these groups would be very important.

Well, there was a group of four of us that were in last semester's integrated core, and were in the same classes this semester. So naturally, we decided it would be a good idea to be in the same group for all our classes. This meant that we would be some sort of super marketing group. 

"Super Marketing Group Assemble!"

We saw each other upwards of three or more hours a day. We got great things accomplished during the  semester and became very close friends.

I tell that short story so I can tell you this story. On the very first day we were working together, and were still getting to know each other, I had an interesting exchange with Chantel, the sole female in our group:

Chantel trailed off, suddenly doubting what she was about to say.

She wanted to ask a question, but was having trouble figuring out how to word it. 

Every attempt at eloquent wording escaped her.

Frustration set in. 

Followed by resignation. The question was coming out, regardless of how it's worded.

When in doubt, quote Mean Girls

Note: I got Chantel's permission to tell this story. She's normally a very smart and well-spoken person. Just had a brain fart, like we all do. We're good friends who still stay in contact with each other, even though she is now graduated and has a big-girl job in San Francisco. Good times, eh?

Ignore The Batman on Draw Something

 So apparently drawing pictures of Hitler was a pretty big hit, so I continued to do it for a bit.

floss

Thing is, Ignore Hitler is someone else's meme. I want do stuff that's original. So I've been looking for irrelevant things to put in my drawings.

Anchor

Mexico

Seagull

Thug (that's supposed to be Napoleon Dynamite)

Grass

Most of the different items just didn't have the same punch as "Ignore Hitler."

But there has been one that has been almost as fun to draw: Ignore Batman

Catwoman

Dinosaur

Peacock

Snorkel

Tolkien

I still play Draw Something, but I have so many games going these days that I probably won't get back to your pictures for a little while. Sad, I know.