10 Dumb Ways for the World to End

So the world hasn't ended yet (if this surprises you, then you really ought to science more often).

In light of these recent events, I thought it would be fun to theorize the dumbest possible ways for the world to end. I only could think up a couple, so I turned to my Facebook friends for help. Here are our ideas on how the world could end:

1.  Death by failure of Bruce Willis 

2.  "All the cutest animals in the world become viciously evil and take over." -Rich

3.  "Marshmallows start raining from the sky and everyone keeps eating them and can't stop. Everyone gets beyond morbidly obese and are all rolling in the marshmallows laughing. Everyone is so obese that you can't even see the ground b/c of all the fatness and then everyone suffocates in each others fat and marshmallows." -Victoria

4.  "Death by Sasquatches." -Chris

5.  "Winnie the Pooh's Eeyore becomes a prophet. 'We're all gonna die,' he says. At that moment, unicorns and narwhals engage in mortal combat in the heavens above and the earth is flooded by rainbows and then colonies of hippies are the only survivors." -Jason

Dag this one was weird to draw.

6.  "God spills coffee on his keyboard, and he somehow loses the 'earth' file." -Travis

7.  "Jacob low replicates himself exponentially and takes over the planet." -BJ

8.  "The turtle that carries the earth on it's back dives under water and we all drown." -Aaron

Note: Mayans believed that the Earth rests on the back of a turtle.

9.  "Women are banned from eating chocolate. Men lose the right to play video games. Each gender goes nutso and everyone offs each other." -Chantel

 10.  Lame zombie apocalypse. As in, the zombies from Pirates of the Caribbean 4.