Yo' Mama--Harry Potter Style

In honor of the release of the final Harry Potter movie this weekend, I'm posting a list of yo' mama jokes related to Harry Potter.  I did not create any of these.

Yo' mama's so fat, the Sorting Sat put her in the House of Pancakes.

Yo' mama's so fat, her Patronus is a cheeseburger.

Yo' mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.

Yo' mama's so fat, a Bogart morphs into a treadmill in front of her.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has to Apparate in sections.

Yo' mama's so fat, she got stuck in the Floo network.

Yo' mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.

Yo' mama's so fat, Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting.

Yo' mama's so ugly, Voldemort calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked."

Yo' mama's so ugly, Hogwarts is named after her face.

Yo' mama's so ugly, a basilisk looked at her and it died.

Yo' mama's so ugly, that instead of a kiss, the Dementor gave her a nice handshake and a promise to call her sometime.

Yo' mama's so ugly, she walked into Gringotts and was immediately given a job application.

Yo' mama's so nasty, she has her own Bertie Bott's jellybean flavor.

Yo' mama's so nasty, even the Whomping Willow wouldn't hit that.

Yo' mama's so skanky, she's known as the Whore-crux.

Yo' mama's so dumb, she brought syrup to a Quidditch match because she heard there'd be Quaffles.

Yo' mama's so dumb, the Stupify charm makes her smarter.

Yo' mama's so fat, they have to split a movie about her into two parts.