Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Ignore The Batman on Draw Something

 So apparently drawing pictures of Hitler was a pretty big hit, so I continued to do it for a bit.

floss
Thing is, Ignore Hitler is someone else's meme. I want do stuff that's original. So I've been looking for irrelevant things to put in my drawings.

Anchor
Mexico

Seagull

Thug (that's supposed to be Napoleon Dynamite)

Grass

Most of the different items just didn't have the same punch as "Ignore Hitler."


But there has been one that has been almost as fun to draw: Ignore Batman

Catwoman

Dinosaur

Peacock

Snorkel


Tolkien

I still play Draw Something, but I have so many games going these days that I probably won't get back to your pictures for a little while. Sad, I know.


Wednesday, May 16, 2012

You Won't Find This on the Mission Blog.

My little brother is on a mission for the LDS church. He sent me this picture of a name he found humorous, but didn't want to put it on his blog, which is all spiritual and read by many Japanese people.


I on the other hand, felt that this needed to be shared and laughed at, so here you go.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Ignore Hitler - Or, How to Be A Troll On Draw Something

So since I'm in possession of an iPad now, I've been playing a lot of Draw Something. My pictures started out good enough:

Antlers

Bouquet
But as time passed on, I felt the compulsive need to make my pictures more and more elaborate, and make my friends work a little for those three coins:

Korea


Eventually, I decided it just wasn't enough just to draw a stupid elaborate picture. I needed some extra pizazz.


Gotye

And then I heard of this great idea: IGNORE HITLER

Armpit
It's simple, you put Hitler in your drawings, and then challenge your friend to ignore him.

Bunt (Yes, I know it's spelled "Bundt")

Dougie

Ireland

Lava

Pegasus


Toaster

Zebra

Pokemon 



P.S. As a brand new iPad owner, I just barely found out about the ability to take screen captures. Sorry about the crappy photos of the screen.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

The Story of My Forever Alone Life, Part 2

I finally adding a new cartoon to my blog, but I'm trying something new.

I'll write about it later, but I just recently started an internship that has let me keep and iPad for the entire summer!  So I'm going to be using an app I downloaded called Tinker Paint. The drawings won't look as neat as they were, but they'll be more "freehand."

Anywho, on to my story.

So I signed up for a 2D-Design class last semester for my art minor. I was hopeful that the guy to girl ratio would be similar to what it was in my last art class - that is, about 17 girls to 3 guys, and two of those guys would be unavailable. I was also hoping that I would have better luck than I did last time (part one).

So on the first day of class, my wishes came true. The entire class was almost entirely girls. I decided to pic a seat in the middle of the room, in between two girls.


We introduced ourselves to each other and were getting along just merrily. Then I realized I had forgotten to check something.



(like how I'm too lazy to draw this picture twice and just reversed the last image?)


Indeed. Somehow, I had forgotten about the very first rule of BYU dating - check the freaking ring finger. 

Oh well, with one minute before class started, a girl was approaching the empty seat to the right, and I could see that she didn't have a ring. So that was okay.

But then:
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm saving this seat for my husband."
Eff, I thought. Not only am I surrounded by married girls, I will now be subject to gross PDA to my right hand side. 

Two days later.

It was time for class again. This time I decided to sit as far away as possible from the side of the room that had been claimed by the married people, and meet new people.







No rings. . . Sorry, nothing against you married people, but you're just not as fun. And if I'm going to be in a class filled with girls, I don't see any reason why I should hang out with the unavailable ones. Sheesh.

Anyway, I sat down, introduced myself, and started chatting with my neighbors. We joked, we had some witty banter and comedic timing, we played the whole 20 questions game getting to know each other. And then class ended and we all stood up to leave.



Curses.

There's always next semester, right?





P.S. As I'm finishing up this post, I've decided that the best way to describe this art is "Draw Something-esque." By the way, if you want to play me, just let me know! I tend go all out.